Today a blonde walks by carrying 2 6 packs under each arm. I offer a hand. “ A woman after me heart, need a hand?”
Thanks’, but I am just headed to express check-out I am good” She answers.
“Marry me?” I counter.
“You would leave me when the beer ran out” She answers.
I say “In my case that’s probably a good thing, when you’re talking about me.”
She walks over gives me a kiss on the cheek, and goes to checkout
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