Breakfast with Tour Guide
“Elisie is your breakfast not to your liking?” I asked. She was picking at an omelet. I was having a glass of wine. She was clearly on edge refused a Xanax, or a Bloody Mary.
“Chechnyanian’s are never coming back.” I said. Drinking more wine. The quiet patio belies the battle last night. Cerberus leaves nothing to waste.
“We will have several visitors today, love, if you like you’re size 2” I ask.
She nods in last night’s dress, and heels.
“I have some sports wear up stair’s and some flats’ up stairs first room on your right. There’s a connected bath. If you like you can change. Elisie nods goes up stairs. He first of the visitors arrives. I buzz in Pablo from my gate Cerberus inspects lets me know he has a Glock, Pablo waves
and say’s “What you know good home’s?”
“I got 4 G wagon’s, as promised, you have the cash?
I am good 4 late model Humvees, right?
Around back keys in the ignition. Pablo tosses a bag of cash at me I can trust him, as I killed his partner. He call’s on his cousins to help drive the cars to the chop shop. I can see them going across he lawn, the “Maria’s I call them he knows I prefer women around. All the cars leave in different directions. Elisie comes down the stars in a sundress, which shows off her slim figure and augmented breasts, and the same sky-high heels she is auditioning.
“The make and clothing to your liking?” I ask her
“Oh yes, everything very good” She answers.
Sitting next to me leaning on me.
Cerberus warns. I see him Andrei, suit gold chains no tie brief case, and empty duffle.
“Cash” he I ask. He reaches into his pocket. Slides the cash towards me a slowly
I give it to Elisie to count “ 6 AKS 3 Glock, Cerberus show him” I say. Cerberus always amazes Andrei.
A tall figure enters as Andrei leaves. He claps his hands together, and Say’s “Marc Anthony introduce me to you new pet.”
“Elisie this the Prince of Lies, Prince of darkness, Devil, Satan, Lucifer. Or as call him the repo man.” I said. Elisie looks anxious.
“You may call me, Nick, my dear” bowing slightly. Say what you will he is charming. Elisie, is not buying it; smart girl.
“What is repo Man?” she asks confused.
“When you fail to make payments on a vehicle the bank has a right to repossession , or take possession again, take back. Nicky here goes were ever there is pain misery , and suffering to take souls. “
“Speaking of taking souls Marc Anthony How long do you plan to be on surface this time? You have responsibilities , another Macedonian, didn’t your adventure with Cleo teach you anything? “You know she’s in Santa Monica, with a couple of kids and a mortal, ” the Repo man said. I was trying to picture her with a mini van, but couldn’t.
“She modeled and was in videos, she is as always stunning, have you lost interest in your new pet yet?” Repo man continues, smiling.
“Why are you here?” I ask the Repo man.
“I am hunting you and your pets will accompany me.” The Repo man answers.’
I signal Cerberus, and Elisie we follow thee Repo man to G wagon. Not sure why he wants an audience other, than he is vanity personified.
First stop rub and tug the repo man signals over the management who obey, not knowing why. Repo man touches them on the back the head there touches them on the back of the head, there’s a blinding flash of light, Repo man puts the ball of light into the brief case. This goes on all night the Repo man really has a stash he drops at my house and leaves this plane.
Ongoing sporadic journal of the overeducated, and underemployed. The title derived from Coupland’s description of cubicle land; the corporate ghetto. Random photos and thoughts. Left the ghetto, never happier. This still a work in progress
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